“You’re the only person in the world that could make me be so dirty.”

"You're the only person in the world that could make me be so dirty."

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Do You Have Anything Else to Do but Jerk Off to Me before Your Computer?

Tell the truth. I know what you're doing right now: staying up late just to beat off to my videos. Don't you have anything better to do? You're so pathetic, such a sorry little jerk boy! Oh, don't forget who's  Read more...

We’re Going to Play Duck-Duck-Goose… Together!

You better be ready to come at a moment's notice. You never know when I'm gonna to strip myself of the LAST bit of clothes and appear before you TOTALLY NUDE. Read more...

Masturbation Marathon: Taking You into MY OWN HANDS

My gift to you - the gift that keeps on giving - the one and only... the biggest challenge you'll ever face... the biggest test of your life: THE MASTURBATION MARATHON. Are you ready for the long haul... are you HARD already?   Read more...

We Have So Much to Be Thankful For…

Isn't it sad? Daddy's away for Thanksgiving... and it's supposed to be a family holiday. I want it to be special for you - still - and I want you to remember what the Thanksgiving Day holiday is for... what we're supposed  Read more...

So, You’re LIKE, TOOOOTALLLY Turned on by Dumb Girls?

We've been married for years... and things have gone... STALE. BORING. BLAND. But I've just discovered what you're REALLY into... you're turned on by dumb girls... REALLY dumb girls: straight-up bimbos, valley girl accent and all. Well, if you want  Read more...

My Webcam Show Will Make ALL of You Lose Your Load… and Taste It!

Welcome to my little show... tee hee hee. If this is your first time, then WELCOME! I know my reputation precedes me... You've already heard that I'm a Master Teaser, the best cock tease on the entire planet. In other words,  Read more...

It Happened So Naturally

You're so far away... my only son, off to university overseas and I'm SO excited to get to chat to you... on video! It's our first time - I don't know what the heck I'm doing with video chat - but I'm so  Read more...

When You’re with Me…

When you're with me... when you and I are together... no other experience in the world can compare. Read more...

Remember to Just Come to Mommy

Oh, honey... has it happened again?! You poor, poor thing... Well, you did well, just as I asked. You've come to mommy when you're all frustrated, pent up, ACHING after a date with your girlfriend. Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Let’s Make a Baby!

Oh, she can be soooo annoying sometimes, so smiley, so happy, such a big bundle of bouncy fun (boobs), and so wide awake... when you're still sleeping! Ah, but you adore her.... she even knows it. She's your girlfriend, the ideal girlfriend...  Read more...