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"Thank you, I haven't had this much fun masturbating in quite a while."

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Auntie Teaches You about Adult Sex Toys… But NO Touching!

Oh, dear. What have you found there? Is that what I think that is? Now, did you take that from your mother's cabinet of grownup things beside her bed? What are you doing in here anyway? Goodness me.   Read more...

Think You’ve Seen Hot? Watch Me Get Steamy with My New Iron!

You won't believe what I've just remembered... what's just arrived on my doorstep! I have a brand new shiny iron to get to know... just look at all of the shiny stainless steel! It's so sleek, so sexy, and gets so very  Read more...

Plagued with Hiccups and so Turned on Orgasm after Orgasm

What a perfect afternoon.... such a relaxing nap. And when I wake up... hiccups! Can you believe it? I just couldn't stop! I shouldn't have taken that sip of water. All these hiccups are caught in my throat, just  Read more...

Hunting You Down for Tease and Destruction

I'm newly equipped now. Watch out for my brand new bad-ass vacuum, more powerful than any before it, more deadly than your tiny brain can imagine. You're small and vulnerable, and I'm coming after you... with all my wits, cunning, and feminine  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 9: The Maid in the Study with the Dildo

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 8: Naughty Boys Never Get What They Ask for but Always Get What They Need

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

Cum Fu Sex Tournament: Round 3, Pandora’s Box

Are you ready for Round 3?!? I've graciously granted you a big, long break for your big, long... well, you know. It's time to meet your next opponent. Get your "gear" in order... the goal is to outlast your sexy female  Read more...

Breaking in My Borrowed Slave – Day 5: Touch Yourself, and Tell Me You Want Me

It's our last day together, my lovely borrowed slave. I think you've grown on me. Soon, your original mistress will have returned to retrieve you to do her own bidding once again. How should we take advantage of our last moments  Read more...

Steaming My Warm Pussy to Orgasm During Hot Household Ironing

Household, homemaking tasks are never quite the same since I discovered just how fun my iron can be! I'll never look at laundry the same way again. When my husband is away, it's my time to play!! Just plugging in the  Read more...

Fantasizing about Being Able to Fuck Myself

Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could just fuck myself? If I could have a hard dick in my own hand and stick it right in my own pussy for self-pleasure? If I could get off any time I wanted that way?  Read more...