“I think it’s really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are.”

"I think it's really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are."

virgin

Shh! We Don’t Want Daddy to Know…

Oh, dear... it looks like somebody has a hard on completely unexpectedly. Now, how did that happen?? OH... you were watching Mommy while she was trying to fix the desk drawer that your father refuses to help me with? Mommy's boobies  Read more...

Your Mother Has a Thing or Two to Teach You

DO you know what a cream pie is, honey? Well, you're going to learn... Remember, only I can be your true sexy object for SERIOUS DEEP FUCKING. Read more...

You’re STILL a Virgin?!

Were you just... WHY did you run away and HIDE from me!?!? You're such a strange one. I have the weirdest nephew in the world. Did you want to ask me something? Then, why were you out there standing over me silently while I  Read more...

You’re a Virgin? I Can Cure That…

We’re best friends… you’re so good with women, such a great listener, and so cool to hang out with.  But ALL THIS TIME… I never knew!!!  I had no idea you were actually STILL A VIRGIN!!  I mean… how?!?! Once I get over the  Read more...

My, That’s a Really Big Cock You Have!

Through the dark scary forest and to grandmother's house she goes... to nurse her poor grandmother to health and bringing a basket full of homemade goodies. Little Red Riding Hood has heard tales of the Big Bad Wolf and his habit of terrorizes  Read more...