Virtual Handjob

Every man's fantasy.... is to find your coming-of-age self under the care of a very hot babysitter, perhaps the first woman you've ever found yourself attracted to, right as your hormones are raging and you're only just beginning to learn what pleasures your body  Read more...

Come on. I know you're having fun, but it's bath time! Your mother gave me strict instructions. It won't hurt, I promise! Put the video game controller down; I'm drawing your nice, warm bath now. I don't know why  Read more...

I hear you can find anything on the internet. Any kind of information. ...the most odd, the most hidden, the most unbelievable. There's an urban myth (or is it?) that tells the story of men browsing the internet for a well  Read more...

You asked... and I love to deliver! Aw, have I been neglecting you? Are you feeling left out of some of the fun? Now, you know all you have to do is ask... I'm here to serve. And I love  Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...

Hmmmm... what do we have here?? Yes, you're just what I've been waiting for... my Batman come to save me. Finally? Oh, no? Am I wrong? Are you still frightened of me? Still hesitant? Well, now, be  Read more...

Come on, baby... now, really??? I'm so sleepy... Can't we just sleep in for a bit? Hee hee hee... don't poke me! I'm trying to ignore you... politely. I'm so tired! What? What is it really? That's  Read more...

Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don't know me... I'm just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance... if  Read more...

Oh, dear. Did you read this list of possible side effects on the bottle of vitamins you're taking every night before bed?? Says here that you could find yourself growing smaller! Wow. You know what... Oh, uh, honey... I don't  Read more...

What would it be like to be MY boyfriend? Let me show you... this time, it's movie night, our special night for quality time. You know: we'll snuggle and cuddle and I have plenty of tender kisses and warm hugs for you.  Read more...