The Tainton Zone – Episode 4: Every Jedi Has His Dark Day

17 December 2015

“You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into THE TAINTON ZONE!”

This week’s episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about a very lethal femme fatale, a sexy Sith lord, a seductress of the dark side with uncanny sexual prowess and power. You’re the newly trained Jedi warrior… skilled, but not so experienced, prepared, but not for the powers that only a woman can hold.

You’ve been seeking this succubus across the galaxy, hot on her trail, and nervously ready for the battle about to ensue, a tight grip on your lightsaber. But are YOU prepared to face the biggest temptation of all, an all too alluring invitation to the Dark Side itself?

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December 18, 2015 at 3:42 am

Darren says:

This Tainton Zone episode is a melange of Rod Serling’s immortal TV program and, of course, that old movie series “Star Wars” by George Lucas. Let it be said at once that Lucas’ work gains immensely both by Zone-style moral lessons and by a hot, hot, hot young woman doin’ her thang on camera. Tara, as a seductive Sith Lord, finally makes the Dark Side appealing, which is something Lucas failed to do in 6 movies on the subject.

Probably the last thing I need is the likes of Tara Tainton tempting me to evil. A woman many years ago told me, “Darren, you are extremely susceptible” — by which she meant my “susceptibility” to gorgeous women. My moral compass is normally pretty true … unless a beautiful lady decides to shake it up. “Darren: lie to your boss for me.” — “Um, why? OK, I will if you want, but …” — “Darren: cheat on your taxes and spend the money on me.” — “Won’t I get caught? I will, but …” — “Darren: eat these vile brussel sprouts. Go on. DO it.”

NO. Ain’t gonna. I have *some* morals that not even TT can compromise.

All right, enough witty banter. I think these early TZ episodes must’ve been filmed in 05 or 06, when Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut” was still fresh in the collective memory: the mysterioso opening, with Tara cloaked and hidden behind a Venetian mask, is a visual homage to that film. Tara is still learning her medium, and, while she’s not mastered it yet at this stage, she’s having fun with it, and the fun is infectious. In any case, she for damn-sure knew how to film her own assets such as her hypnotic eyes, her lovely mouth, and her seductive voice. Watching her strut around in black leather, barking commands to “us” to jerk off, is also an excellent way to spend your time … and spill your seed.

The culminating fetish, which I won’t spoil, is such a common one in TT’s work that one can only conclude that it’s her own favorite kink. Well, I guess I can nut up and add this proper homage to her to my catalog of sexual experiences. (shrugs) As long as it ain’t sprouts, hun. :P

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