“I am often hesitant to purchase others’ clips, because more often than not I find they don’t quite live up to my expectations. Yours blew me away.”

"I am often hesitant to purchase others' clips, because more often than not I find they don't quite live up to my expectations. Yours blew me away."

Wow. Your Dick Is Just So… SMALL!

12 March 2010

Well, gee. That is definitely a very small penis. Seriously. It’s SMALL. Really small. Like, compared to my ex-boyfriend, your little dick is really tiny. And here, I thought I was finally going to get to have sex with my new boyfriend tonight. What a disappointment. Oh, well. It’s not all that bad. You could be great at licking my twat!