Your Principal Wants to Know If the Rumors Are True
16 June 2020
I’m going to be straight with you. This is MY school. I’m in charge here. So there are two strikes against you already.
One, for arriving at my office LATE. Two, for not taking a seat immediately when addressing me. Now, I don’t have much time, and I need you to tell me what your “little issue” is.
Is it about your silly little grades? Some issue with your teacher? And let me tell you another thing. THERE IS NO ILLEGAL ACTIVITY AT MY SCHOOL. THERE IS NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT HERE. Do you understand? Good.
Now, take your pants off. It is not a request.
