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Your Young Neighbor Teases Your Sports Car Keys Right Out of Your Hands

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16 October 2009

Hey! Thank you so much for inviting me in. It’s so hot outside today! I’m so sticky… this bra has been bugging me all day. I don’t know why I put one on! Is your girlfriend home? Or your wife! Oooh, that’d funny. I didn’t know you were married. Oh, she’s just in the other room? I can keep my voice down…

I was just walking by and noticed your hot sports car. What I wouldn’t do to be able to take a spin in that! Wow, what a sexy car. Oh, I’d look so good in it!

Do you think you’d let me drive it sometime? Oh, you don’t let anyone else drive it? Not even your wife? Oh, I bet that drives her crazy! Well, I’m an excellent driver, and I would really do that car justice. You know, I could wash it for you too! I’d be SOOOO grateful if you’d just let me drive it whenever I wanted….