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You HAVE to Provide a Semen Sample NOW

You STILL haven't given me a sample. You know we can't wait any longer. The doctor wants your sample today at the absolute latest. I've left you alone... left you with magazines... what more do you need? Read more...

Condemned to a Life of Overeating

It can't be... I'm perfect. It can't happen. Not to me. I CAN'T get fat! It's impossible. I'm gorgeous. I never even have an appetite... but I'm so hungry. Read more...

Magic Remote Transforms Trailer Trash to High Society Diva

House sitting is such a drag. I mean, their my relatives and all but... what is all this weird stuff in their house. Do they think they're rich or something? Why does anyone need this much stuff? It's stupid.   Read more...